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Today Demotivational Poster

HOLD DOWN F11 - I'm going to hell for this. I just know it.

TAGS: yet another quake rocked haiti today the capitol was destroyed damage estimates were in the tens of dollars
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Dude 4515

Thedge - August 31, 2014, 11:07 pm
Me too. Once more ! 5 large duck dingi!
JesusWept - November 30, 2012, 8:26 am
LMFAO!! Good one! 5 pts!
Airman - February 24, 2011, 5:06 pm
along the same line of thinking.. this really worked well
vasilache - July 5, 2010, 5:07 am
did you heard about the family that moved from Haiti to Chile? they were afraid of quakes
Hawamleh - June 21, 2010, 9:13 pm
Sir I would like to High five you for that one.
Produceman117 - February 2, 2010, 6:05 pm
I'm facepalming with a smile. 5L.
Faceplant31 - February 2, 2010, 5:56 pm
Thats the point Dr. F
Dr. Festerpus - February 2, 2010, 5:05 pm
When i did it vista had a f***ing seizure
cheesypoofs - January 28, 2010, 7:33 pm
thats awesome!
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:12 pm
One more time...
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:11 pm
Yes, so BAD!!! So am I!!!!!! LMAO...
Bovee - January 26, 2010, 4:05 pm
that makes my faves. 5l
myhouseinthewoods - January 26, 2010, 3:16 pm
very funny stuff you have here
Ed-Hyde - January 26, 2010, 2:02 pm
Sent this one to everyone in my office. A tragedy at this level, you either laugh or go insane. Since we are all crazy already . . .
Airman - January 26, 2010, 1:15 pm
this is the funniest one we have seen in quite some time. AMSOME
Faceplant31 - January 26, 2010, 12:56 pm
This poster is fukcing amsome! Kudos Dude. Worlogog quit being a douche, if you can't find humor in this just STFU and move on!
Lincoln - January 26, 2010, 11:03 am
f***ing awesome! LMAO
DreMagnum - January 26, 2010, 8:21 am
Ahhh Worlogog, why ya got to be like that? Its a joke dude.
Worlogog - January 26, 2010, 8:08 am
Yes. Yes, you are. Ik hope the next 7-9 quake hits your f*cking family.
HareRama - January 26, 2010, 5:54 am
Haha,hilarious.d***...I laughed too.
Dude 4515 - January 25, 2010, 11:41 pm
YYYEEEAAAHHH!!!!!!! my first top five poster!
rerun - January 25, 2010, 8:21 pm

save me a seat Dude4515, I laughed
Claire - January 25, 2010, 7:42 pm
Hehe.. that was fun. 5L!
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 7:29 pm
rat bastard!!! now my screen won't quit shaking at richter 7!!
nutsmcbutts - January 25, 2010, 7:11 pm
classy bro, 5ls on dissun
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:45 pm
I seriously can't stop doing this.
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:03 pm
That's hilarious! I keep coming back to this one...5L
BoneCD - January 25, 2010, 5:00 pm
5 shaking poodles! *now if I could only vote between the tremors*
LogicDude - January 25, 2010, 4:29 pm
Pour me a beer...I'm right behind you apparently. I LOL'd...
know_it_all - January 25, 2010, 4:15 pm
holy **** on windows it makes the screen look like an earthquake because it switches from window to fullscreen back and forth really quick. hilarious! gratuitous win, 5/5
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 4:14 pm
but macs suck
Derek - January 25, 2010, 3:58 pm
F11 on most Macs turns the sound down.
DreMagnum - January 25, 2010, 3:40 pm
is it sad I had to hold down f11 just to see what this meant
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 3:35 pm
zammuelist - January 25, 2010, 2:56 pm
Nicely done 5/5

Today's Music -

TAGS: classic music today s pop rock
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Iceman107

sodamall - September 8, 2015, 4:48 pm
how long will Justin baby and the like be remembered? 5yrs tops if lucky
sodamall - September 8, 2015, 4:43 pm
and you'll never know why we rock
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2015, 8:27 pm
The clash and Run DMC.....RUN DMC?!?. 1L.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2015, 8:24 pm
Nirvana, the *** pistols, the kinks and the misfits....Classic Rock? In what universe?
nicholsjoshua15 - August 9, 2015, 5:43 pm
The top 40 music may suck nowadays, but is usualy always has, listen to the alternative, underground and foreign music you may be surprised.
EmilioDumphque - July 23, 2015, 2:33 am
Did you ever hear Wilson Pickett's Sugar Sugar?
GaryO - July 21, 2015, 8:40 pm
Good point, 'cause lots of today's stuff is sure to be number two
nicholsjoshua15 - July 21, 2015, 8:27 pm
There's still plenty of great new music, remember the same year Jimmy Hendrix released "The Watch Tower" The Archies "Sugar Sugar" and it was #1, The year Smashing Pumpkins Released "Disarm" Billy Ray "Achy Breaky Heart" was #1.
EmilioDumphque - July 20, 2015, 7:40 pm
Angry young man poetry to a drumbeat isn't music.
Silverheart - July 20, 2015, 6:37 pm

Suck-ass music exists in every era, classic and contemporary. Get off of the top 40 channels, you just might find some good, new music.

PATRIOTIC IMPLANT - Now Terrorists can talk directly to God! Side effects are temporary; some bleeding or swelling may occur at the implant site.

TAGS: see any servicemember for expert implantation today to speak with allah
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

jibarocampesino - July 30, 2010, 11:31 am
WORDS: now served in shiny coating
gil - December 2, 2009, 1:09 am
LOL after 6 beers I think it still computes to a 5
WTFO - December 2, 2009, 1:04 am
Dammit, Gil. You made me do math.
gil - December 2, 2009, 12:52 am
.5 per implant from me
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 4:48 pm
Don't be selfish, sign up your whole circle friends!! 5 silent whispers

KIDS TODAY - Naïve and desensitized to violence Billy is about to find out that is NOT Optimus Prime

TAGS: kids today horror roadkill truck
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by cj29

thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 19, 2013, 7:56 pm
Agreed! It's funny when the wife's teenage brother THOUGHT he knew karate, and then he thought he knew what pain was.... He does now, lol.


TAGS: beavis b***head mtv sucks today
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by rudeboy308

Verdeckt - August 8, 2011, 9:18 am
See, now I got to admit I thought the poster was tongue in cheek .. Boy is my face red.
RonE - August 8, 2011, 2:52 am
Hated the show, the network and just about everything it stood for. Waste of money, time and airspace. But... that is my own POV. Just didn't see why anyone would but to each their own.
rudeboy308 - August 7, 2011, 5:28 pm
That was a good one. My particular fave is when they forget how to pee. Funny as hell, with a Slayer video at the end ("Seasons In the Abyss").
Coombsy007 - August 7, 2011, 8:12 am
I remember this epi5ode. When they worked at that fast food restaurant and ended up chucking everything into the ceiling fan, funniest episode ever
rudeboy308 - August 7, 2011, 12:09 am
MTV just turned 30 this year, but only the VH1 classic site is celebrating it. I stopped watching the main network when they took this show off the air. Now more than then, the Dead Kennedys' song is right: "MTV, Get Off the Air"
Verdeckt - August 7, 2011, 12:00 am
Very a5tute

OPTIMISM - "Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today." - Mark Twain

BOOMSTICK - I got mine. Get yours at S-Mart today.

THE NAVY OF TOMORROW - finally here today

TAGS: navy future today
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by guyfox

Dreamscape - January 29, 2011, 7:13 pm
Isnt Littoral Combat Ship LCS not LSC? Just sayin.
TheTrashHeap - January 4, 2011, 9:17 am
Clitoral Combat? Sounds like a great title for a lesbian p*** film.
Peso - January 4, 2011, 6:58 am
That gentlemen, is the newest type frigate built for the US Navy. It's called a Littoral Combat Ship (LSC) class and it is the "wave of the future" in naval warfare. General Dynamics and Lockheed Martin are vying for the contract.
TheTrashHeap - August 12, 2010, 1:33 pm
It looks like a Cylon helmet from the old Battlestar Galactica. With a touch of Darth Vaders thrown in.
Ed-Hyde - August 12, 2010, 12:15 pm
and I think they ordered 8 of them. Latest class of destroyers. reduced rader and sonar signatures, extremely high speed. and a metric b*** ton of missles.
GreyScorpion - August 12, 2010, 10:16 am
it's the U.S.S. Independence
Iconoclast - August 12, 2010, 10:08 am
The lines also suggest that it uses stealth technology - reduces the image on radar.
Bakstabr - August 11, 2010, 11:46 pm
It's a hydrofoil. It's cool because the faster it goes the higher up off the water it comes so less drag, hence the two large wings coming off the sides. That is an actual boat and i think should join the fleet in about a year or so.
guyfox - August 11, 2010, 8:46 pm
it's a motifake not to be taken seriously I have no idea what type of boat
pzykosiz - August 11, 2010, 8:23 pm
what the hell type of boat is that?
TheTrashHeap - August 11, 2010, 8:10 pm
It can't be the future if it is already here now. It could be the present, but not the future.
guyfox - August 11, 2010, 8:07 pm
is the future
TheTrashHeap - August 11, 2010, 8:03 pm
And this?


FEBRUARY 3, 1959 - The Day the Music Died RIP

TAGS: 51 years ago today
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by Airman

Krissie - February 9, 2010, 2:48 pm
Good one. 5L from me as well.
ICEMAN - February 4, 2010, 1:07 am
Nice tribute. 5L


TAGS: tomorrow heal today
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Greeny

spacedog - September 26, 2012, 5:50 pm
5L Greeny.
Greeny - September 26, 2012, 5:54 am
That's not the point
EmilioDumphque - September 26, 2012, 3:49 am
The emblem of the Sufis.
mariand - September 26, 2012, 12:19 am
yeah...right...let's focus on today

MEMORIES ARE DECEPTIVE - They Are Always Coloured By Today's Events ...

LET'S FORGET ABOUT THAT FISH, KID. - Yesterday is History. Tomorrow is a Mystery. Today is a Gift. This is why it is called Present.

TAGS: today is another day ok
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by BeNiceToMe

BeNiceToMe - February 4, 2012, 9:06 pm
thanks mao and yes master :)
Verdeckt - February 3, 2012, 2:43 pm
Post to Moti-Twist as well
maoworks2 - February 3, 2012, 11:53 am
Very Nice.

G.I. BLUES - Look at it this way Elvis... You only had to go to Germany, not Iraq or Afghanistan!

CROP CIRCLES - Has everyone forgotten the Fairies and the wood people? They think they are being neglected and are obviously trying to get our attention.



TAGS: today i was so scared
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

Woodywood03a - March 7, 2010, 2:24 pm
Maybe, but someone has a crush on her.
Cubbybear - March 7, 2010, 1:29 pm
Must be her avatar
Woodywood03a - March 7, 2010, 12:55 pm
Somebody got a crush on you!!!
thatonechick - March 7, 2010, 10:22 am


TAGS: remember today yesterday tomorrow
Rating: 3.52/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Treehodger - February 17, 2010, 10:58 pm
At midnight, tomorrow is today which use is now yesterday. Your argument is flawed. At least in my happy little world it is, lol. 5L and amazing picture. You make it or get it from somewhere Ron?
aesop's folly - November 8, 2009, 7:57 pm
i actually understand that
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 2:55 pm
That's really profound, Ron. 5/5
RON - October 3, 2009, 12:08 pm
MR. SpaceDog...thx for this...but not needed...everyone here has opinions on posters...good, bad etc., but with comment now you just showing being a stand-up man with good character. Now get back to work.
spacedog - October 3, 2009, 8:45 am
I owe you a huge apology for that rude and inaccurate comment Ron. I had no clue how much thought and effort it took to make a poster this good, and you've made over a thousand. I truely apologize.
Ronski - September 15, 2009, 1:25 am
My drugs must be waaaay better than yours - this rocks
spacedog - July 16, 2009, 3:36 pm
im baked n this still sucks

Point Of View -

TAGS: outlook today tomorrow every day
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

GaryO - July 9, 2013, 3:16 pm
Shyt Greeny, Descartes got nuthin' on you

Ruefulness -

TAGS: here yesterday gone today
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by demon001

Oldsod - July 12, 2014, 6:30 am
Good one
GaryO - July 11, 2014, 8:54 pm
love this

Rebels will change your fate -

AIMING HIGH - The neighbors son is proof that anyone can be successful enough to drive a BMW or Mercedes. And besides, he looks so sharp in his valet parking attendant uniform.

Evil Banks -

A VERY MERRY - to all of you!

TAGS: that s today
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Airman

ThatGuy - May 5, 2010, 4:10 pm
Love it. and it took real thought. cinco mayos for you

Heaven Knows -

The U.S. Dollar -

TAGS: dollar origami modern today this day and age
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 26, 2013, 1:17 pm
Lol! But in my day.... just kidding. But seriously, in my day a dollar went a long way. She may have not been a looker, but she was worth every single one of those one hundred pennies.
falloutghoul - July 26, 2013, 8:01 am
Which is why you need more than one. ;-)


TAGS: timmy sbmitted a poster today good luck iceman
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

Cubbybear - March 12, 2011, 11:32 pm
I likes it too
agdaniele - March 12, 2011, 6:34 pm
Woohoo! (note that everyone who showed up wasn't a lion)

BLISS - Requires ignorance of the slaughterhouse.

Within 70 Years -

EARTH - Our present view of the world

I CAN'T MOTIFAKE TODAY - I am straight up Certifiably,RETARDED! I'll see you all tomorrow.

TAGS: you would not believe how stupid i am today
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by Mooooooooooooooooooo

agdaniele - February 12, 2011, 2:10 am
Still worth a good laugh every time.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 28, 2010, 11:35 am
I think Aggy and GS are ahead of you in the transgendered "change my Nic" race. Wait your turn.
thatonechick - May 28, 2010, 11:32 am
Fine, fine, I'll see if Mr M will change my name to thatoneguy. :x
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 28, 2010, 11:31 am
You know what they say about girls with big feet.......(tr***) See y'all after my ban folks!!!!!
thatonechick - May 28, 2010, 11:29 am
Yep. Nobody judges me there... Only here, on the poster side, do I get judged by the size of my feet.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 28, 2010, 11:27 am
clown feet?......That's why you spend so much time in the forum...
thatonechick - May 28, 2010, 11:24 am
Now you've gone and hurt my feelings. :( Calling me Sasquatch isn't nice... you know I'm sensitive about my clownish feet.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 28, 2010, 11:22 am
You're not my mom....you're some kinda purple Sasquatch with elven butlers......My teeth itch..
thatonechick - May 28, 2010, 11:19 am
Quit sniffin the rubber cement, Moo...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 28, 2010, 11:15 am
Nom Nom Nom....more cookies!!.....I'LL CUT YOU!!!!!!
thatonechick - May 28, 2010, 11:13 am
There ya go. Here's a gold star, and a cookie!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 28, 2010, 11:11 am
thatonechick - May 28, 2010, 11:10 am
You forgot eggplant. Sorry. :(
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 28, 2010, 11:09 am
1 potato 2 potato 3 potato drooooooooooolllllllllllll
thatonechick - May 28, 2010, 11:07 am
I'll let it slide if you can count to potato for me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 28, 2010, 11:04 am
This applies even more today......wheres my rope and wobbly chair?
agdaniele - April 17, 2010, 11:28 am
I like this far too much.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2010, 9:57 am
Sorta..... thanks.
GreyScorpion - April 17, 2010, 9:55 am
feeling better today Mooo+? 5l
agdaniele - April 16, 2010, 8:04 pm
Why should today be any different, moooooo?
Faceplant31 - April 16, 2010, 11:54 am
Nice. Sounds like you need some booze and a good 8 hour disco nap!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 16, 2010, 11:23 am
I can't even explain it....i forgot how to drive....I went to work and tried to do the wrong job...then I came home and couldn't even Motifake......bad day all around.
Faceplant31 - April 16, 2010, 11:08 am
Smoked yourself retarded Moooooooooooooooooo?
ICEMAN - April 16, 2010, 10:41 am
Can't argue with the truth. 5L on normal days but we'll have to hold you back one grade for a 4L



TAGS: today 30th birthday congrats paccy
Rating: 3.3/5

More motifakes by forseti

Jacob - May 22, 2010, 11:58 pm
the pic makes perfect sense
TheBarnShark - May 22, 2010, 8:37 pm
They choose Pac-Man, over The Empire Strikes Back... What has this world become? Perhaps the didn't want to be sued by George.

WHY? - If it's a Psychic Museum, shouldn't they already know you're coming?

TAGS: november challenge i predicted today would be museum day in a past life
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

nobodyofdistinction - September 8, 2015, 9:27 pm
Ehh. That doesn't imply the curators are psychic, just like the curators of a museum of Elvis are guaranteed to not be Elvis himself. More funny is the psychic h**line lady "Miss Cleo" telemarketing and getting hit with fines. She shoulda seen it coming.

TODAY'S WEATHER - Up in Chicago were it is only 21 degrees. I predict there will be a lot of guys taking off my sweater in their minds.

TAGS: today weather jackie guerrido babe
Rating: 2.87/5

More motifakes by doofenshmirtz

agdaniele - July 31, 2009, 10:27 pm
SOMEONE shouldn't be allowed near their Bedazzler!


TAGS: dammit thats the third pink birdie today
Rating: 2.74/5

More motifakes by Sean

Mark - May 13, 2009, 8:31 pm
It all balances out in the end. HAHA drops by and says, "Liberals are pussies!!!" Someone else will pop in and scream "Conservative Republicans are Nazis!!!" And the moderates get to sit back and laugh at both sides. It's kinda like electronic graffiti
Haarakkon - May 13, 2009, 8:13 pm
Oh, I realize that. I think of myself as a moderate - though with admittedly liberal tendencies. It just seems to me that this is exactly the kind of conservative that the left stereotypes when they refer to the right as unthinking Rush followers.
Mark - May 13, 2009, 8:02 pm
I think that HAHA just isn't privy to the joke here. This poster is a product of Sean's very warped and imaginative sense of humor and is based on his (and my) comments under Airman's poster entitled "Hello Acme?"
Haarakkon - May 13, 2009, 7:57 pm
You do realize, HaHa, that your insightful comments only serve to advance the liberal cause, don't you?
HAHA - May 13, 2009, 7:45 pm
Liberals are pussies!!!!!!!!!!
Haarakkon - May 13, 2009, 6:55 pm
Pink shuttle****s and bald eagles. Amsome.
Mark - May 13, 2009, 6:20 pm
This is just terrific...my visits to MotiFake are becoming fewer and farther between and what's the first thing I see when I drop in? Just for the record, I never claimed to be mature, just old. I gotta give ya a 5 Sean. How do ya come up with this ****?
moooooooooooooooo - May 13, 2009, 6:12 pm
Good one Sean. Possibly the best ever.

How soon is now? -

Today -

TAGS: moms kids frazzled today lies quote
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Greeny - October 19, 2015, 9:18 pm
See the problem? The wooden spoon is still hanging on the wall...
JesusWept - October 19, 2015, 8:00 am
Same sh*t every day. Only the depth varies. L L L L L
mizzdizz - October 19, 2015, 7:27 am
...but each lap thru gets worse than the time be for... LOL! 5L!


TAGS: today last day tribute garyo
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Oldsod

Greeny - January 30, 2016, 12:25 am
no wonder I'm not getting anywhere
GaryO - January 29, 2016, 11:35 pm
ah yes...took a moment. nice twist. really nice

Laughter, the best medicine -